Sloganizing my name

This is my slogan :

1. If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Sharon (ain't this great!!!)

2. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Sharon (sounds quite like Titanic)

3. The Sharon That Refreshes (AM I like an orange juice? hehehe)

4. Absolut Sharon (I even have a slogan that goes with absolute vodka...hahaha)

5. Try Sharon, You'll like it (hahaha did you all like Sharon after you've tried it)

hahahahah cool huh

here's the website, go get yours sloganize!!!

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan